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The Darkest Angel Second Edition – Part One

‘Up and at them!’ Seth screamed, ‘For the Emperor!’ Master Seth sprinted through the fog which crawled across the battlefield, hurdling shell craters and the bodies of the fallen. Shells and laser bolts whined blindly to either side of him; … Continue reading

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The Tao of WAAAGH!

Like I said, I know I was given this duty to be out of the Magos’ way.

This was the xenos I was supposed to question? Granted, I had never been close to an alien in my entire life, but like any Anthrologos, I had dreams. Dreams in which my first encounter would be debating with the advanced Tau, or learning from the enigmatic Eldar. Not a common, run-of-the-mill Ork. Continue reading

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COLOSSUS: Chapter III, A Kiss for Daddy

III: A Kiss for Daddy But now let us descend to greater woe -Inferno (Canto VII) Wansaman had two eyes, which he considered fitting, though each looked out upon a different vastness. Wansaman was fairly sure of other body parts, … Continue reading

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A Little Sleep

Yevenov shuffled through the mud.  He was nearly blind in the pre-dawn gloom.  The sky was just starting to lighten from midnight black to the ruddy grey that promised a light drizzle for the foreseeable future. He was exhausted to … Continue reading

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I Am Reikonscian

Sometimes, under the darkness of the dead of night, beneath the wisps of hope cast off by the glowing moon, I think of home. The beautiful countryside, a crisp road cutting through the untamed hills. The twinkling stars. Reikonscia. When … Continue reading

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The Seer of Corrinto

The lander thundered through the skies of the Groden Moon, sweeping over the swampland below with the sound of screaming ram-jets. Its escorts, two similar painted grey-blue Lightenings peeled off and arced back into the sky. The Aquila class lander … Continue reading

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How Many Orks…?

What makes a man truly a man? In the innermost sanctuary of the NorthKern fortress, a lone sound still could be heard. A ragged sound, the heavy breathing of a man. In the darkness, near the shattered glowglobe on the … Continue reading

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Marneus Calgar’s Barmy Army: 2009 Christmas Special

“What do you think about that weird Christmas song, ‘A Spaceman Came Travelling’?” “I think it should be illegal to write Christmas songs while on drugs, sir.” – Marneus Calgar and Dick Bannerman * It is the 41st Millennium. For … Continue reading

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Evermont

It was already past midnight when Interrogator Malik Joon arrived at the House called Evermont. The bright beams of the limousine’s headlights swept across the tall hive mansion. The Evermont lurked behind leafless trees, implanted long ago to add colour … Continue reading

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Gothwine or no Gothwine

Note: the result of watching the Omen and the Sixth Sense back to back, and inspired by A level psychology. Dining at the House of Gothwinsor, Imperial nobleman Andro Slaker looked down at his rich meal of peppered grox fillet … Continue reading

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