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A Little Sleep
Yevenov shuffled through the mud. He was nearly blind in the pre-dawn gloom. The sky was just starting to lighten from midnight black to the ruddy grey that promised a light drizzle for the foreseeable future. He was exhausted to … Continue reading
How Many Orks…?
What makes a man truly a man? In the innermost sanctuary of the NorthKern fortress, a lone sound still could be heard. A ragged sound, the heavy breathing of a man. In the darkness, near the shattered glowglobe on the … Continue reading
Marneus Calgar’s Barmy Army: 2009 Christmas Special
“What do you think about that weird Christmas song, ‘A Spaceman Came Travelling’?” “I think it should be illegal to write Christmas songs while on drugs, sir.” – Marneus Calgar and Dick Bannerman * It is the 41st Millennium. For … Continue reading
Posted in Warhammer 40K
Tagged 3rd Person, Comedy, Geri Halliwell, Marneus Calgar, Parody, Series: Marneus Calgar, Space Marines, Tanith, tau, Ultramarines
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Evermont
It was already past midnight when Interrogator Malik Joon arrived at the House called Evermont. The bright beams of the limousine’s headlights swept across the tall hive mansion. The Evermont lurked behind leafless trees, implanted long ago to add colour … Continue reading
Marneus Calgar’s Barmy Army – part 2
(PART TWO) The Long March where Calgar gets into a sticky situation and Brin Milo complains of carbuncles! (The big joke being that Calgar doesn’t in fact get into a sticky situation. He just gets sneezed on for no reason. … Continue reading
Posted in Warhammer 40K
Tagged 3rd Person, Comedy, Geri Halliwell, Marneus Calgar, Parody, Series: Marneus Calgar, Space Marines, Tanith, tau, Ultramarines
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Marneus Calgar’s Barmy Army: Part 1
= Ultramarine Chapter History = The Astonishing War Record of the Ultramarines 30th Millennium – The Ultramarines number at least 500,000 men. God, 500,000 of the sods. Thank the Lord for Horus. 31st Millennium – Horus leads the largest warhost … Continue reading
Posted in Warhammer 40K
Tagged 3rd Person, Comedy, Geri Halliwell, Inquisitor, Marneus Calgar, Parody, Series: Marneus Calgar, Space Marines, Tanith, tau, Ultramarines
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Tyran’s Last Day
And the tide of death sweeps onwards. Darkness in the Warp, a shadow rising that drove the psykers insane with dreams of clicking claws and scraping chitin, a shadow that slashed through the cobweb-thin strands of fellowship between the worlds … Continue reading
Ghostwalkers [20K]
“Mission log, XMS Ontario, triple-zero-double-oh-six, M20. We are approaching the hyper-gate and are preparing for translation. While our Mechanica contingent are excited about the upcoming journey, I can’t help but wonder whether the Ontario will make the translation intact. This is the first time a manned Navy ship will travel through the hyper-gate and there is no way to know for sure what will happen while we are under way.” Continue reading
Posted in Warhammer 40K
Tagged 3rd Person, Chaos, Dialogue-Heavy, horror, Nurgle, Prequel, Series: 20K
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Dwellers In the Past
Author’s note: Please take this work with a grain of salt. GW has written very little about the Necrons or their past. I’m taking what I know from the official canon and extrapolating wildly. Also bear in mind that the … Continue reading
Gehemisnacht
Grotesque was aptly named. His flesh was an unhealthy shade that resembled wax, or the putrefaction of death. Bone hooks jutted from his back and gangly limbs, punched through his skin as crude jewelry. His back was exaggeratedly hunched, and … Continue reading
Posted in Warhammer Fantasy
Tagged 3rd Person, Contest Winner, horror, Short, Vampire Counts
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