Tag Archives: Parody

Marneus Calgar’s Barmy Army: 2009 Christmas Special

Posted on 2009/12/24 by NoPoet

“What do you think about that weird Christmas song, ‘A Spaceman Came Travelling’?” “I think it should be illegal to write Christmas songs while on drugs, sir.” – Marneus Calgar and Dick Bannerman * It is the 41st Millennium. For … Continue reading →

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Marneus Calgar’s Barmy Army – part 2

Posted on 2009/11/20 by NoPoet

(PART TWO) The Long March where Calgar gets into a sticky situation and Brin Milo complains of carbuncles! (The big joke being that Calgar doesn’t in fact get into a sticky situation. He just gets sneezed on for no reason. … Continue reading →

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Marneus Calgar’s Barmy Army: Part 1

Posted on 2009/11/20 by NoPoet

= Ultramarine Chapter History = The Astonishing War Record of the Ultramarines 30th Millennium – The Ultramarines number at least 500,000 men. God, 500,000 of the sods. Thank the Lord for Horus. 31st Millennium – Horus leads the largest warhost … Continue reading →

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